“Univision Communications holds EXCLUSIVE TV rights
in the US and Canada in ALL LANGUAGES.

US (Spanish): Univision, TeleFutura, Galavision
Canada (Spanish): TLN

No English-language TV audio is expected. Univision networks
will likely provide English-language closed-captioning
for matches involving the U.S. only.”

Cheers,
The Gaffer

How long before it becomes a subscription only service, however?

This particular congregation was generating so much noise we were compelled to study the anomaly.

As we approached the boiling source of haphazard frequencies, our superb training took over. We were well-trained to

investigate any unusual source and level of human commotion and report immediately back to our ZX-879 headquarters.

Turning on our invisibility shield helped us get really close to the subject of examination without being detected.

As we reached the egg shaped concrete container filled with 100,000 or so human subjects, the noise level rose to

such unimaginable heights that we had to shut down our frequency analyzers for fear of damaging their sensitive

circuitry.

When we cleared the top of the concrete structure we were blinded with thousands of light-emitting radiation

sources.

Then we saw them — 22 voluntary humans darting back and forth in alternating sequences of random and

seemingly-goal-oriented sprints. We have checked our central computer to decipher the modal characteristic of such

kinetic outbursts and we were advised to locate the focal source of coordinated agitation.

Cheers,
The Gaffer