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		<title>Who Will Relegation Hit The Hardest?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 13:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With West Bromwich Albion&#8217;s fate sealed last week we can now prepare ourselves for a dramatic conclusion to the Premier League season on Sunday. The neutral (including yours truly) will relish it and will want to see as many twists and turns as possible. Anyone supporters involved will have struggled to sleep for a week.
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<p>With West Bromwich Albion&#8217;s fate sealed last week we can now prepare ourselves for a dramatic conclusion to the Premier League season on Sunday. The neutral (including yours truly) will relish it and will want to see as many twists and turns as possible. Anyone supporters involved will have struggled to sleep for a week.</p>
<p>We all have our own predictions as to who will go down and what the sequence of results to will be. What I wondered is what effect will relegation have on the clubs involved.</p>
<p><strong>West Bromwich Albion &#8211; 31 points (already relegated)</strong></p>
<p>Even the most biased of Baggies supporters could not have been surprised about the clubs fate this season. However there seems relatively little for the Hawthorns club to worry about. Brom perenially spend within their limits upon promotion and Tony Mowbray has followed similiar traits. Signings that broke the £1 Million mark included: Scott Carson (£3.5 million), Marek Cech (£1.4 million) ,Luke moore (£3 million), Zuiverloon (3.2 million) , Valero (4.7 million), Aboulaye Meitie (£2 million) and Roman bednar at  £2.3 million.</p>
<p>Not taking into account players that left that Hawthorns, the Throstles have forked out around £20 million. No doubt a  few of the above will leave to recoup some of this. It is also likely that some contracts will include a drop in wages upon relegation ,West Brom should be relatively comfortble providing they spend their parachute monies wisely next season and offload a few big-earners.</p>
<p><strong>Middlesbrough &#8211; 32 points </strong></p>
<p>Although &#8216;Boro are technically £85 million in debt, the vast majority is owed to chairman Steve Gibson &#8211; which is the equivalent of owing your Dad 200 quid. Conisdering Gibson&#8217;s patience with Gareth Southgate it seems highly unlikey he will let the club suffer. However should &#8216;Boro suffer the drop (and it seems likely they will) they will have to get wheeling and dealing quickly. One of the first names out of the door will be Alfonso Alves, who was signed for a fee rumoured to be £12.7 million and one shudders to think what kind of wages the Brazillian is on at the Riverside. After breaking his foot against in the relegation six-pointer against Newcastle and a poor goals return for the club, &#8216;Boro may have to brace themselves for a big financial loss. The other big name out of the door, and the one Middlesbrough will miss most from an on-field perspective is Stewart Downing. A host of clubs will have relished the prospect of Boro&#8217;s demise in order to sign Downing and it is thought that Spurs will lead the chase after keeping tabs on the winger for considerable time. Boro will be hoping for auction fever from rival clubs in order to raise as much cash as possible. It will come as no surprise that Tuncay and David Wheater will also raise the eyebrow for a host of clubs, with Robert Huth also likely to be the subject of some interest.</p>
<p>Should Middlesborough fail to survive, the winds of change are likely to blow through this cold part of the country including the possibility of a new manager.  With numerous players likely to leave and taking into account the squads lack of experience, &#8217;Boro may well have to be happy with a season of stability next season rather than a promotion charge.</p>
<p><strong>Newcastle &#8211; 34 Points</strong></p>
<p>Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. There may have been talks of a conspiracy theory in regard to the strength of Manchester United&#8217;s team selection at Hull. But based on perfomances alone, Newcastle are where they deserve to be. If Newcastle are relegated we will witness a real exodus from St James Park, which in turn demonstrates the extent of the problems the Magpies will face. The list of players likely to leave include: Michael Owen, Mark Viduka, Obamfemi Martins, Damien Duff, Alan Smith, Nicky Butt, Jose Enrique, Geremi, Gutierrez and possibly Steven Taylor. If things continue in the trational ways of the Tyneside soap-opera then you wouldn&#8217;t rule out yet further changes at either boardroom or management level. Chairman Mike Ashley has been ostracised from the club before and if he cannot either persuade Shearer to take the job permanently and/or the Toon don&#8217;t get off to a flyer in the championship he knows showing his face in the Sir John Hall stand would be a tad unwise.</p>
<p>Newcastle will have to do their best to wheel and deal as early as possible in order to get the new players to gel as a unit early in the forthcoming season. The first thing they need to do is oust Joe Kinnear from his role, he isn&#8217;t physically fit to do job, and if the club are indeed relegated the job starts the minute the final whistle is sounded on Sunday. Although sacking managers isn&#8217;t a sign of stability, do any of us genuinely think that Kinnear would stay in the job until the end of next season &#8211; fit or not? With expectations and pressure form the fans likley to be huge and the club not in the best of health financially, relegation would hit United very, very hard.</p>
<p><strong>Hull City - 35 Points</strong></p>
<p>And to think the start Hull City had. The Tigers are clawing on for dear life in the Premier League and require one last roar this Sunday to ensure survival. Hull are likely to face a considerably weakened Manchester United team on Sunday which may give them half a chance of stealing a point. Whether any of that will come to fruition is another matter. Should Hull find themselves with an instant return to the Championship you would feel that financially the club will not suffer to the degree some of their rivals will. City were desperately unlucky to lose Jimmy Bullard so quickly after his £5 million move from Fulham and could find him leaving the club sooner rather than later at a cut-price fee.  Bernard Mendy and Andy Dawson will also have attracted some attention, Giovvani&#8217;s early season exploits may tempt a rival club into a gamble. Hull however &#8211; are sound financially, have a good boardroom and a good manager in Phil Brown. Providing they can keep the nucleus of the squad together City should be stable and will look to try and bounce back at the first attempt.</p>
<p><strong>Sunderland &#8211; 36  Points</strong></p>
<p>The fans and players alike pleaded for the board to give Ricky Sbragia the managers job on a permanent basis, the phrase &#8216;be careful what you wish for&#8217; now springs to mind. Should Sunderland fail to beat Chelsea in Guus Hiddink&#8217;s last league game in charge, the Mackems may need another black cat in the dressing room for luck. The club would appear financially sound given the money they have spent in the last few seasons however I would still expect a few to leave. Sunderland shouldn&#8217;t really be in this trouble given what they have spent over the last couple of seasons. If the club are confined to the Championship, it is likely they will look to offload the wages of Steed Malbranque and Craig Gordon. I cannot see Kenwyne Jones staying at the Stadium of Light, particularly with Tottenham knocking on Niall Quinn&#8217;s door. Kieran Richardson and Anton Ferdinand will attract offers and no doubt the pair pick up a fair size wage packet each too. This being said, Ellis short is now linked to a buy out of the club followed by a change of manager and a £200 million transfer kitty &#8211; if Sunderland stay up and we are to beleive the tabloids.</p>
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		<title>Alan Shearer Gets It Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 12:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan Armstrong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alan Shearer needs all the good luck he can find in the dying weeks of Newcastle United&#8217;s disaster of a season. And after his 69th minute substitution of Michael Owen for Obafemi Martins, fortune smiled on the Magpies&#8217; former number nine when their current number nine found the back of the net almost immediately after [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img class="alignleft" title="Shearer" src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/ethan_79/Shearer.jpg" alt="Shearer Alan Shearer Gets It Right" width="354" height="619" />Alan Shearer needs all the good luck he can find in the dying weeks of Newcastle United&#8217;s disaster of a season. And after his 69th minute substitution of Michael Owen for Obafemi Martins, fortune smiled on the Magpies&#8217; former number nine when their current number nine found the back of the net almost immediately after being subbed into the match.</p>
<p>Less than a minute after running onto the pitch, Martins turned his marker in the box and firmly struck the ball while losing his own footing. The shot sailed past Boro&#8217;s Brad Jones putting Newcastle ahead in yesterday&#8217;s pivotal relegation-battle-upon-Tyne.</p>
<p>Commentators were questioning Shearer&#8217;s decision to remove Owen for Martins since the latter&#8217;s fitness was in doubt. But any uncertainty over Shearer&#8217;s managerial instincts were brushed aside with Martins&#8217;s quick, brilliant goal.</p>
<p>The 50,000 plus spectators at St. James Park had already seen two goals in the first half.</p>
<p>The opener was a bizarre Habib Beye third-minute own goal after Boro&#8217;s Tuncay Sanli charged into the box. Tuncay took credit for the goal by holding his finger to his mouth to shush the home crowd. But a park full of Geordies would not be silenced and the noise grew three minutes later when Mark Vidika&#8217;s shot rattled off the post. Steven Taylor couldn&#8217;t get the rebound on target. Their fears were assuaged after a further three minutes, when Taylor equalized off Danny Guthrie&#8217;s corner kick. A perfect header to make the crowd roar and lift team spirits.</p>
<p>Newcastle dominated most of the first half, and had another serious look at goal in the 26th minute when Mark Viduka fired a brilliant cross in from out left. Michael Owen connected and put a good header on target, but Jones was able to push it over.</p>
<p>Tension mounted before half-time with Nicky Butt and Roberth Huth picking up yellow cards.</p>
<p>In the second half, Middlesbrough&#8217;s youthfulness and vitality (largely channeled through Marvin Emnes) threatened to undo the home side. Yesterday marked Emne&#8217;s first league start for Boro and it was an impressive runout indeed. He looked the most likely to earn a second goal for the visitors, causing many problems for United&#8217;s back line.</p>
<p>But when Martins came on in substitution, the flow of the match quickly turned in Newcastle&#8217;s favor and fifteen minutes later another substitute, Peter Lovenkrands, put the match out of reach after sending home a cross from Kevin Nolan.</p>
<p>Newcastle are far from danger yet, but they&#8217;ve clawed their way above Hull City (on goal differential) and with another home match this weekend against Fulham, they&#8217;ll have all the belief that they can get a stronger foothold on survival.</p>
<p>The Magpie predicament will rely on other sides slipping as much as anything. Middlesbrough still must face Villa at home and West Ham away. Hull and Sunderland visit Bolton and Portsmouth respectively before hosting two giants: Manchester United and Chelsea FC.</p>
<p>If Newcastle can beat Fulham, they may have done enough to stay up and yesterday&#8217;s win will be remembered as the first big step away from life in the Coca-Cola Championship League.</p>
<p>Newcastle supporters have long been clamoring for Alan Shearer to take over managing the club. Their wish came true weeks ago. But today was the first day Shearer was able to make them believe he can save them from falling out of the top flight.</p>
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		<title>Newcastle United Need a Miracle to Stay in the EPL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 13:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Schiavone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After another defeat, Newcastle United look destined for the Championship. Alan Shearer’s men have three games to save their season, but it appears too little too late, and although it is not mathematically certain they will go down, performances on and off the pitch have made it clear they are just not good enough to [...]]]></description>
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<p>After another defeat, Newcastle United look destined for the Championship. Alan Shearer’s men have three games to save their season, but it appears too little too late, and although it is not mathematically certain they will go down, performances on and off the pitch have made it clear they are just not good enough to remain in the EPL.</p>
<p>After a 3-0 drubbing from Liverpool and a performance that can only be described as disconsolate, hopeless and somewhat distressing for the fans. Despite an encouraging opening start, Newcastle were forced into their own half for much of the game and did not muster a single shot on target throughout the match.</p>
<p>The omission of Michael Owen from the starting line up has also raised even more doubts over his future, furthermore Shearer’s tactical nous must also be called into question, Duff at left back and switching a reasonably effective Joey Barton from centre midfield to right wing is baffling, and may have been a factor in his sending off.<br />
Next Monday’s match against relegation rivals and neighbours Middlesbrough has gained even more significance and will most definitely decide which team has at least a chance of survival. The draw against Portsmouth coupled with the above defeat has left the Magpies in a precarious position and once that I do not see them escaping. Being currently 3 points from safety may not seem much but if recent performances are factored in, Newcastle may as well be preparing for life in the second tier of English football.</p>
<p>On paper, Newcastle have a talented bunch. Damien Duff was a revelation at Blackburn whilst helping Chelsea secure an EPL title. Viduka is an established international and Obafemi Martins is a £10 Million player. Meanwhile, a special mention must go to Michael James Owen, brought in from Real Madrid, earning a reported £100,000 per week, yet he cannot string two full games together. Now even when seemingly fit, Shearer decides he is not good enough for the first eleven. With only 8 goals from 26 EPL appearances, time must be up for the injury prone, former Ballon d’Or recipient. But each of them have failed to perform this season.</p>
<p>I would also point to the loss of Shay Given from the squad as a major factor in the plight of Newcastle United. He is one of the best goalkeepers in the league and served Newcastle well but after 12 years of loyal service, even he knew this was a sinking ship and gladly waved goodbye in January. In previous seasons he was probably responsible for accumulating 10 points or more for the Magpies, and how desperately they need those points now. Steve Harper, though an able deputy is not a first team goalkeeper.</p>
<p>The decision to appoint rookie manager Alan Shearer must also be questioned. He doesn’t have the necessary qualifications, and has never managed before. His lack of experience is telling, the decision to play a 3-man defence against Tottenham was a mistake, Damien Duff is not a left wing back and Joey Barton on the right wing is wrong.<br />
His appointment stinks of desperation from Mike Ashley, who was so desperate to win over the fans he employed the one man that every member of the Toon Army would not disagree with. All this, to the detriment of the club.</p>
<p>In a season where mistake after mistake has been made, it looks as though Newcastle United will not be competing in the EPL next season, and is it coincidence that their new kit does not feature the Premier League logo, I think not.</p>
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		<title>Newcastle United Just Keep Getting Things Wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Bestall</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it so hard to do things right at Newcastle United? Well, I know the majority of issues are down to the current owner but sometimes I think the club seem to be a vacuum for bad decisions, bad signings and mixed messages. It&#8217;s no wonder the fans are so fed up with the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Why is it so hard to do things right at Newcastle United? Well, I know the majority of issues are down to the current owner but sometimes I think the club seem to be a vacuum for bad decisions, bad signings and mixed messages. It&#8217;s no wonder the fans are so fed up with the nonsense that seems to surround the club at the moment. Sometimes it seems there transfer policy seems to be based on &#8220;<a href="http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/manchester_city/s/1009/1009242_barton_signs_for_newcastle.html" target="_blank">What&#8217;s that, you&#8217;ve an unstable midfielder with a penchant for apologising and then causing more trouble? Certainly, how much do you want?&#8221;</a></p>
<p>Monday nights home game against Portsmouth had been preceded by a call to arms from Alan Shearer to the Geordie nation as crowds had begun to fall, desperation is creeping in, even Newcastle&#8217;s fans are beginning to fear the worst. Shearer was everywhere, on Sky, On the BBC, local radio, national radio, everywhere urging the fans to come back to<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/26/newcastle-united-portsmouth-premier-league-relegation" target="_blank"> St James&#8217; Park and get behind the team and shout them hom</a>e. The club got leaflets printed for all the seats so the fans could show support and to whip up the fans beforehand, local opera singer <a href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/tag/graeme-danby" target="_blank">Graeme Danby</a> was booked to serenade the faithful with a rendition of the Blaydon Races.</p>
<p>Perfect you may think? Ah, but this is Newcastle United and it seemed that the occasion had got our local opera singer as after finishing the Geordie anthem, he then decided to give the travelling Portsmouth fans a bit of stick. Unfortunately he still had his microphone on, and decided to ask them <em>&#8221; Have you come in a F###### car?&#8221;</em> swiftly followed by <em>&#8220;You&#8217;re the Mackems of the South Coast&#8221;</em>. Well there&#8217;s nothing wrong with the lads geography I have to say, though the comparison to Sunderland was probably better being aimed at Southampton, rather than Portsmouth. Ah well!</p>
<p>So, they then proceeded to miss the opportunity to gain some valuable points by stuttering to 0-0 draw and remained in the bottom three, though they rose above Middlesbrough into 18th. Shearer was trying to be positive after the game and so he should, Hull City and Sunderlands current form seem to offer all the bottom three a glimmer of hope that the impossible will be achieved as they stumble towards the final day. The way the Tigers and the Black Cats are going at the moment, they&#8217;d struggle to beat an egg.</p>
<p>Michael Owen however, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/28/newcastle-united-liverpool-michael-owen-alan-shearer" target="_blank">wasn&#8217;t reading the same script.</a> He thinks they have absolutely no chance on Sunday against Liverpool. <em>&#8220;We go to Liverpool next and we finish the season at Aston Villa and if we can get something from those games, then of course we&#8217;ll grasp them. But being a realist it&#8217;s the home games that our major focus now&#8221;</em> With no goals in 9 games, his confidence probably at his lowest since he started at the top level, Michael Owen may as well wear a sign around his neck saying Goodbye Newcastle.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t believe the change in him as a player during his injury plagued stint at Newcastle, it&#8217;s been hell for him. He&#8217;s going to be off in the Summer whether Newcastle stay up or not I think, but who&#8217;s going to sign an injury prone striker who&#8217;s on a barren run. He&#8217;s 30 this year, is he really going to be able to have another big club come in for him now? Of course, he&#8217;s got Tottenham Hotspur or Manchester City to fall back on, such is there eagerness to sign big name players on the way down.</p>
<p>Yes, it looks bleak for Newcastle, but they have two home games left, tough matches that they are, and for a side that has only won 4 home league games this season, they need to raise themselves to levels rarely seen this season but the games are not impossible to win. 6 points would be a major shot in the arm, but Middlesbrough need the win just as badly. A draw for both sides and Hull and Sunderland gaining anything at all will probably condemn them both next week but with the sides in 17th and 16th playing so dreadfully and having no luck at all, the light of survival still twinkles for the Geordies.</p>
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		<title>The Relegation Rumble: Will Alan Shearer&#8217;s Newcastle Be Relegated?</title>
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Newcastle has been in a rudderless malaise for most of the season. Kevin Keegan resigned and nearly every potential replacement rejected the offer. The club pulled backdated Joe Kinnear out of retirement, gave him the full time job and then watched him succumb to heart trouble. Chris Hughton took over as a caretaker, and the [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Newcastle has been in a rudderless malaise for most of the season.<span> </span>Kevin Keegan resigned and nearly every potential replacement rejected the offer.<span> </span>The club pulled <a href="http://www.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/joe-kinnear.jpg">backdated Joe Kinnear</a> out of retirement, gave him the full time job and then watched him <a href="http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-evening-chronicle/2009/03/20/joe-kinnear-reveals-nightmare-of-heart-trouble-72703-23192683/">succumb to heart trouble</a>.<span> </span>Chris Hughton took over as a caretaker, and the club has finally asked Alan Shearer to replace him for the final eight matches.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Along with the managerial mess, owner Mike Ashley, after being lambasted by the supporters, tried and failed to sell the team, while simultaneously watching his fortune come tumbling down in the economic crisis.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The traumatic season seems to warrant a dramatic ending, one way or another.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Form: </strong>Newcastle’s form has been atrocious.<span> </span>They have one win in their last 12 matches, and that was an unimpressive 3-2 affair against the worst team in the league, West Brom.<span> </span>Perhaps a moderate bright point is that their losses at home during the stretch, were to big four sides, suggesting that, at least at home, they can play for points.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Schedule: </strong>Newcastle need to get back on track.<span> </span>Their schedule may not allow that to happen.<span> </span>The Alan Shearer bounce will receive a rude welcome, hosting Chelsea on Saturday.<span> </span>They then travel away to Stoke City and Tottenham, play Portsmouth at home and then visit Anfield.<span> </span>Conceivably, Newcastle could be relegated before they hit the soft patch of home ties against Middlesbrough and Fulham, followed by a probable dead rubber away to Aston Villa.<span> </span>They may be sunk if they do not get at least four points from the next three matches.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Injuries: </strong>Injuries have and possibly will continue to hurt Newcastle.<span> </span>Both Bassong and Steven Taylor are suffering at the back, and Barton and Duff in midfield.<span> </span>The two things you want in the midst of a relegation battle, or at any time, are experience and quality, so this will hinder them.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Prognosis: </strong>Shearer is an unknown quantity, so it’s difficult to assess how effective he will be in this eight-game stint.<span> </span>A lot may rest on this weekend’s match against Chelsea.<span> </span>If Newcastle pull off a result at home, they could ride the wave from Alan Shearer’s mystical presence.<span> </span>If they play like they have the rest of the season, retiring like a doused candle, it’s hard to see them mustering the strength to fight their way out.</p>
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