Champions League – Group Stage Draw

David Schiavone — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:07:17 +0000

Group A

Bayern Munchen
Juventus
Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa

Group B

Manchester United
CSKA Moskow
Besiktas
Wolfsburg

Group C

AC Milan
Real Madrid
Marseille
FC Zurich

Group D

Chelsea
Porto
Atletico Madrid
APOEL

Group E

Liverpool
Lyon
Fiorentina
Debrecen

Group F

Barcelona
Internazionale
Dynamo Kiev
Rubin Kazan

Group G

Sevilla
Rangers
Stuttgart
Unirea Urziceni

Group H

Arsenal
AZ Alkmaar
Olympiakos
Standard Liege

Reaction

Manchester United along with Arsenal have fairly straightforward groups and both should be looking to come out on top.

Chelsea have a couple of tough away trips to Porto and Madrid, while APOEL will prove to be Group D’s whipping boys.

Liverpool have a very tricky draw, Lyon spent big in the summer and thrashed Anderlecht in the qualifiers, plus Fiorentina are always a tough team, though I would expect Liverpool to progress as winners.

Other highlights include Zlatan Ibrahimovic returning to Inter and Kaka facing his beloved Milan. While Scottish representatives Rangers will be looking to progress and have a real chance of doing so.

Your thoughts on the draw please.

Nine Football Announcing Cliches We Could Do Without

Richard Whittall — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:00:00 +0000

With the 1.24 billion league matches on offer at Sky, Setanta, and the Other Ones, you can’t really blame professional football announcers for over-relying on their trusty grab bag of football clichés. But now that John ‘Motty’ Motson has left for good, I think it’s time to wipe the slate clean in English football. Here is a list of stock footie commentator observations I would like to personally shank to Row Z.

1. It’s a dream start for [insert team name here] – Said if there is a goal in the first ten minutes. A dream start? Does nicking a goal before the other team within ten minutes of kick-off really constitute some sort of Dionysian reverie? Do the scoring players run into their managers’ arms crying, “I must be dreaming!”?

2. He really should have scored there – Normally heard when an opposing forward manages to make a foot or two of free space on a corner or free-kick and makes contact with the ball only to see if go wide or over. He should have should he? Have you ever played football? Do you live on a planet where scoring on every single free-header is considered some sort of categorical imperative? I’d even prefer, ‘That were close, innit?’

3. The crowd is sensing something here – Used when the home side manages to string four or more passes in the opposing half, causing supporters to murmer in unison. Unless those twenty thousand large men singing “No One Likes Us” are Spidermen or Deanna Troy clones in disguise, I don’t think they’re sensing anything. I think they’d like to see a goal.

4. That should provide some talking points after the match – Uttered after a red card, two-footed tackle, missed penalty call, etc. This is one of the worst. Dumb people who work in politics use talking points. Football journalists cover stories. Know the difference and you’ve won half the battle (another one!)

5. This top-of-the-table-clash promises to be a thriller – Is it Grand Slam Sunday already? Come on…most of us have been watching the Premier League for years now. Even if you’ve only been following the league since last season, you’d have a pretty good hunch that Liverpool v. Chelsea should not be watched while working with heavy machinery. Let the game do the talking.

6. Time for one more goal maybe? Winning side gets possession in the last minute of injury time. Who knows? Maybe there’s still time for one more throw-in perhaps? Or another goal kick? Or another sideline foul? I was going to flip to the weather channel now that we’re four-up on Bolton, but since you’ve reminded me the possibilities are endless, I think I’ll stay.

7. Could they score here? What a story that would be! – Side one-goal-down gets possession in the last minute of injury time. My club is losing and they haven’t created a decent chance in the last half hour. Please please please please leave me alone.

8. A goal at this point would only be consolation – Side two-or-more-down gets possession in the last minute of injury time. I feel consoled we’ve lost five-one instead of five-nil. Yowza. Off to the pub now, right as rain. Anyway, the joke’s on the announcer – I switched to the weather station three goals ago.

9. [Insert team name here] have been ripped apart — An absolute shower gets hammered. Think Liverpool 8 Besiktas 0. You know, they’re not actually killing each other out there. I’d love to see some poor defender’s intestines hanging off Steven Gerrard’s fists on a quiet Saturday morning, but then football would be pay-per-view and I wouldn’t be able to afford it. Perhaps I’ve given Scudamore an idea though…

Richard Whittall runs A More Splendid Life, a blog that chronicles one fan’s escape to the beautiful game.

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Champions League – Group Stage Draw

Nine Football Announcing Cliches We Could Do Without